Mochi is an addicting game of word puzzles. Millennials might describe Mochi as what would happen if Wheel of Fortune swiped right on crossword puzzles. Older (but still hip) people might say Mochi is what would happen if Wheel of Fortune and crossword puzzles had a baby.
The goal in Mochi is to solve puzzles of related words.
Some words may be out of order, some may have remote connections, and sometimes the first word is the key to decoding the others.
The game progresses from very easy to very difficult, providing a unique blend of delightful entertainment and mental exercise.
Fun categories include celebrities, movies, and popular travel destinations.
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Funnily Asked Questions
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Q: If your homeboy Confucius were alive today, would he still be a philosopher?
A: Nope. Not practical. Then what ... poet? Physicist? Reality TV star? All reasonable guesses, but all wrong. Confucius would be a rapper.
He would be the Chinese version of Biggie. Think about it. Confucius naturally meets many rapper prerequisities: tons of groupies (they were called concubines in his time); poor English grammar; excessive jewelry; and, of course, inspires people with words. All he needs are a few gold teeth, a pimped out ride, and a stupid-smart name like con.fu.zius. Instant stardom.
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Q: We dislike the cliche, "as easy as taking candy from a baby." Your thoughts?
A: Were not fans, either. First, its wrong to take candy from a baby. More importantly, its stupid. Babies are always surrounded by adults -- and usually overly protective parents.
Taking candy from a baby is not easy. Its hard. Really hard. We know because we have tried many times. In the park. In the supermarket. In the mall.
The moment you grab the candy, the baby will start crying. Adults rush you and start getting judgmental about your character and maybe your parents character, too.Acting all self-righteous like they have never mugged babies before. Instead of babies, we advise taking candy from retirees. Specifically ones leaving Dennys since they may have food coma (and potentially stomach cramps if they ordered the "fresh" salmon special).
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Q: Chinese kids are cute, but whatupyo with rice bowl haircuts?
A: The ugly haircuts are about promoting harmony, underscoring how everything in Chinese culture revolves around the family unit.
Rice bowl haircuts are like frat hazing -- but for families. The humiliating experience is designed to bond siblings together and with their parents. To foster unbreakable relationships that withstand hardships like famine, Dads bathroom bombs, and Facebook outages.
The flip side is not every child advances beyond hazing. Much like a frat, only the best pledges move on. The weaker ones are shipped to Foxconn for a lifetime of iPhone assembly. When someone from China claims to have two kids, it technically means two children have passed initiation while others may be in trials. To demonstrate your mastery of Chinese culture, next time you see Chinese parents, ask them, "How many children do you have?" Then follow up with, "Marvelous. And how many are in trials?"